Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him
We went to this burger place for lunch (turned out to be a drag bar which was shitty in other ways) but the walls were papered with rolling stones covers and it just really becomes obvious when you see lots of magazine covers next to each other that men are treated as people and women are treated as objects.
THIS PROVES MY POINT SO HARD IT SMASHES YOU IN THE TEETH
GOSH DARN IT I HOPE YOU FEEL THE SLAP IN YOUR FACE
There is no greater Guardians/Parks & Rec gif mashup than this.
where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from
From inside ourselves.
fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me
let’s play a game called guess which youtuber is going to fuck up next
I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night
this sounds like something my mother would have on a fridge magnet
the one TRUE secret to a great sex life
Have you ever had *whispers* unprotected sex?
Four different people asked this.
I HAVE A CHILD.
I laughed at this
then I notice it was John Green
then I laughed harder
usually unpopular opinion puffin pisses me off but this is so important
ALL OF THIS
you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
Travel in time with your morning cup of tea. Perhaps you’ll end up back in bed. This ceramic teacup includes a saucer and sugar spoon, all resembling the TARDIS. Sold on Etsy.
petition for vatican city to compete in eurovision