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kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

49 minutes ago on September 30th, 2014 | J | 24,649 notes
49 minutes ago on September 30th, 2014 | J | 868 notes

voldesnorts:

harlequin-dreams:

womxxn:

We went to this burger place for lunch (turned out to be a drag bar which was shitty in other ways) but the walls were papered with rolling stones covers and it just really becomes obvious when you see lots of magazine covers next to each other that men are treated as people and women are treated as objects.

THIS PROVES MY POINT SO HARD IT SMASHES YOU IN THE TEETH

GOSH DARN IT I HOPE YOU FEEL THE SLAP IN YOUR FACE

49 minutes ago on September 30th, 2014 | J | 167,038 notes
51 minutes ago on September 30th, 2014 | J | 16,809 notes

agentmlovestacos:

There is no greater Guardians/Parks & Rec gif mashup than this.

51 minutes ago on September 30th, 2014 | J | 130,180 notes

deluxetoaster:

sonsofsauron:

deluxetoaster:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

51 minutes ago on September 30th, 2014 | J | 121,780 notes

dani5notonfire:

let’s play a game called guess which youtuber is going to fuck up next

52 minutes ago on September 30th, 2014 | J | 18,030 notes

ben-c:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

this sounds like something my mother would have on a fridge magnet

52 minutes ago on September 30th, 2014 | J | 239,459 notes
gawfzilla:

the one TRUE secret to a great sex life

gawfzilla:

the one TRUE secret to a great sex life

53 minutes ago on September 30th, 2014 | J | 26,170 notes

binidict:

“The Hollow Crown: The War of the Roses” (x)

54 minutes ago on September 30th, 2014 | J | 62 notes

Have you ever had *whispers* unprotected sex?

sashaforthewin:

fishingboatproceeds:

Four different people asked this.

Guys.

I HAVE A CHILD.

I laughed at this

then I notice it was John Green

then I laughed harder

55 minutes ago on September 30th, 2014 | J | 226,779 notes
sourcedumal:

hobbitdragon:

crotchetybushtit:

usually unpopular opinion puffin pisses me off but this is so important

yes this

ALL OF THIS

sourcedumal:

hobbitdragon:

crotchetybushtit:

usually unpopular opinion puffin pisses me off but this is so important

yes this

ALL OF THIS

55 minutes ago on September 30th, 2014 | J | 33,204 notes

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

56 minutes ago on September 30th, 2014 | J | 579,749 notes

wickedclothes:

TARDIS Teacup

Travel in time with your morning cup of tea. Perhaps you’ll end up back in bed. This ceramic teacup includes a saucer and sugar spoon, all resembling the TARDIS. Sold on Etsy.

56 minutes ago on September 30th, 2014 | J | 3,379 notes

ophaelia:

queenmegmasters:

petition for vatican city to compete in eurovision

imagine bishiops going on stage and ripping off their robes to reveal latex suits underneath dancing and singing to dance electro pop in latin 

56 minutes ago on September 30th, 2014 | J | 57,570 notes